dennys:

This Denny’s dedication goes out to the middle child. Why? Because nothing ever does. Just when you think you’ve accomplished something great, there’re two other siblings you’re sandwiched between to hog all of the spotlight. The younger one is cuter and can do no wrong, the older is smarter and has their life together. That means, when it’s time to divvy up the bacon, the middle child always gets the short end of the strip.  Sure, no spotlight means you get away with things easier. Parents might not notice if you spoil your dinner by having dessert first… But no spotlight still means no spotlight. You’re in the darkness. The shadow of your siblings. But there’s nothing wrong with that. Embrace it. Love who you are. You are middle child. Hear you roar. Of course no one else will. Because again, you’re the middle child. 

Who the fuck is this? lmao

zootedboy:

damn another one of my friends is pregnant

maybe i should start thinking about starting a family

of blunts to smoke cause this shit got me stressed

stonerthings:

When you and bae smoke too much

bloodbending:

blazn:

imagine if gym leaders could use revive

image

dodeofthedead:

Ok I’m going to play ps2 what should I play

Madagascar
Tarzan
Ratchet and Clank
Shark Tale
Rayman 3 
Spyro
The Simpsons
The Sims 1/2 
Crash Bandicoot
Sonic Heroes
obligatory question mark???

Crash Bandicoot

mauro-g-money:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK


The secret is to do it nakedLet your wang act as a steering rudder
simsgonewrong:

soon